Is Scott Van Pelt prove that Bobby Heenan had children?

For those humanoids who are not familiar with the late former professional wrestler, commentator, manager and author the late Bobby “The Brain” Heenan who passed away earlier this year, he used to call his haters since he was a heel the term “humanoids”.

Fast forward to ESPN Sports Center anchorman Scott Van Pelt who host the late night version of the ahem Worldwide Leader Of Sports ESPN or I am dub them the Ego Stroking Propaganda Network since senior Van Pelt is hotter than D C Super Heroine Power Girl dressed in white costume with the boob window because he says that when people approach him, they do not the guts to tell him to his face that ESPN sucks.

Gee whiz Scott you have finally seen the light defending your employer from us nasty Baby Boomers who remember the slogan “Truth, justice and the American Way.” instead of kissing up to sports stars who refuse to say God’s name in honor and respect by saying “The Man Upstairs”.

The reason that some of us older right wing patriots have turned off Stupid Center is that we the humanoids are tired of being lectured by authority figures about being politically correct and seeing your network defend people who do not walk lock in step in what our nation great.

I just love it when my enemies on You Tube and Disqus send me hate mail that I am “a retard”, “stupid” and other mean comments they would say to an authority figure.


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