I know that my swashbuckler image will get me in hot water with fans of the Amazing Spider Man who admire the Peter Parker character who is a teenager who lives with his aunt May Parker who in the Marvel cartoon series detested spiders as well as the masked hero who is as likeable as yours truly taking a leak into the television series that are broadcast on the Completely Woke (CW) Network.
Guess what? I do not care if some humanoids do not like my views of fantasy life that is on the air on the idiot box or tell lie vision makes me as likeable as actor Sylvester Stallone trying out for the lead role in the movie “Rocky”.
What ticks me off of the Spider Man character is that Eugene “Flash” Thompson gets his jollies of picking on Peter because Wimpy Parker cannot fight back since he would reveal his secret identity.
My view of this problem would be that Peter would have the assistance of my original character Elizabeth Parker who is based on former Panamanian beauty queen Erika Parker who is from Colon Panama which is located in the Atlantic side of the isthmus.
Elizabeth who is from Lexicon is an underwater specialist would serve as May’ s caretaker and tell her that not to believe what the Daily Bugle says about Spider Man being a public menace by telling her that Spider Man is an angel compared to her alter ego Gill Gal.
Yes you read it right. Gill Gal who is not related to the “Creature Of The Black Lagoon” movies. Could you imagine the facial expression of Flash Thompson seeing Gill Gal wearing her Kelly green swimsuit with a star logo on her chest as she tells the football star at Empire State University as she tells Flash in her alto voice “Flash Thompson, bums like you make me mad that you pick on that Wimpy Peter, I have news for you. If I see you bother Peter again, I do have a license to kill.” Then she sings the song sung by Gladys Knight as Flash flees the ESU science class.
Of course Wimpy Peter will object to what Elizabeth does to his classmate. Elizabeth would simply tell Peter “Wimpy, I mean Peter. You do things my way and get some moxie in that brainy image of yours.”
Take that Marvel. Oh by the way, be thankful that I use the terms “Cretin” and “humanoid” instead of cuss words that Trump hater use to the determent of this comic book business which is on life support with comic book characters like “New Warriors” and “Bruce Wayne Gotham High.”