Okay so I am using a punchline from the Dick Tracy cartoons that cannot be televised today due to political correctness.
However since I have an obligation to act our my swashbuckling image, I have some mixed feelings that the upcoming “Wonder Woman 1984” movie has been pushed back from June 2020 to August 14, 2020 due to the coronavirus that is plaguing our world.
What makes me laugh is that fans of the late John Lennon who recorded the song “Imagine” claim the song was great which I do not deny at all.
Critics claimed that the song is a Communist song since the song talks about a utopia on Earth.
Well guess what this native of Ancon Panama found out looking up information of my former neighborhood town of La Boca Panama.
It was a utopia for those of us living there since the Panama Canal was turned over to a foreign power.
Now some humanoids are suggesting that actress and former beauty queen Gal Gadot who is a former Miss Israel and her mates who sang the song “Imagine” are getting a curse over not using their celebrity powers to assist the needy while they are in their barracks I mean homes.
Gee whiz Hollywood, maybe if we the humanoids could not bring down your super hero movie empire this summer by boycotting the movies, a natural disaster like this infamous virus has pushed back those super hero movies.
Now if my original characters were to be in the hands of any Hollywood studio such as the “Bad Girls Of The Isthmus” who are Donna and Debi Isthmus who are identical twins and their close family friend Isthmus “Panama” Squirrel were to go the that funny town who claims to entertain you, I would be angrier than former New Orleans Saints and Indianapolis Colts head coach Jim E. Mora with his infamous rant that reads “Playoffs? Are you kidding me? Playoffs?” look like a nice quote by comparison.
Oh by the way Wonder Woman fans, they should brought back Steve Trevor and come up with a story that instead of dying in the plane crash at the end of the first movie, he was rescued by an alien from another planet that produced Ultra Seven and his crew. Huh?
Could you see Steve Trevor as Ultra Seven? Just kidding since Ultra Seven and myself share one common trait, Our tongues did not get by customs at Tocumen Airport just outside Panama City Panama,